More than 20 years ago I sat in a civics class and learned to love democracy. Since that point I have found myself drawn in by the political rhetoric, the historical allusions of our founding fathers, and even though I have little faith in the individual person, have been left awe stuck by a process that gives us even footing. The Democratic process in this country lies upon a principle of one person-one vote. We can decry the illicit tactics of some who try to use money, power, or threats of violence in order to create a mockery of the political system. If I had wanted to deal with that BS on a daily basis I would have sold everything I owned, including my soul, and got a masters in campaign management from George Washington University and lived my life in Washington D.C (if even in a van down by the river). Instead I planned to teach about the system in which I fell in love with some decades ago; and while the plan changed my love of the system has not. But as I sit in my office overlooking the falling leaves in my front yard; nestled in the confines of my University Height’s little smurf village, I am sickened to my core of underhanded slimy tactics that violate while not the letter of the law the spirit.
While launching a last minute shadow write-in campaign is legal, it is and should be seen in our small community to be unethical. There was no way it was a last minute thought, or even a response to anything that had occurred since the closing date for candidates. And whatever snake oil councilwoman Quezada may attempt to sell us in her view of democracy she clearly needs more schooling on the subject. “A healthy democracy. I disagree with another Councilor’s recent negative public comments with regard to write-in campaigns. My general observation is that consumers like choices, and voters do too. More candidates and perspectives are a sign of a healthy democratic process, and I am happy for my ideas to compete with others as our residents elect City officials.” Let me explain something councilwoman, while options are good, information is key in the political process, and the half truth behind closed door misinformation that is being spread does nothing but feed into the fear mongering that has plagued this community in the last several elections. If this write-in campaign cant stand in the light of day, it is nothing more than the last act of a desperate group of people whose personal self interest they hold above that of the wants of the community as a whole. A real candidate would have come forward and allowed the community to weigh the stances on issues, not rumors, to hear policy and not fallacy, and been willing to stand in the light instead of lurk in the shadows.
But my thoughts here aren’t new, I have stated them before; but what has me fired up today is an unethical skirting of the spirit of campaign law that even the most novice of voters should be able to call foul. So I am going to post something off the Johnson County Iowa Auditor’s page word for word. “There may also be poll watchers representing candidates, parties, or ballot issues. They do not work for our office and they need to obey election laws. No campaigning of any sort is permitted within 300 feet of the outside entrance to the polling place or a satellite voting station. Usually, poll watchers simply keep track of who has voted. Candidates may not be at a polling place unless they are voting.” And yet our esteemed, ok I cant even type it…. Our slithering shadow lurking write-in candidate for mayor, Weldon “Wally” Heitman has planned on being a poll watcher. Now while in the eyes of the auditor he is not a candidate because he isnt Listed on the ballot, he has in action, and thought put himself forth as a candidate. It was only some concerns from election officials that dissuaded, or put a stop to this farce. This isn’t the political machine of Boss Tweed. We live in a flipping smurf village where we should all be able to be civil. This in its most basest form runs right up to the edge of political tampering. Every citizen of our small community should see this as just what it is, desperation. The desecration of the democratic process that this group attempts to perpetrate time and time again makes my skin crawl. I understand national politics is dirty, and unrightfully so. But at this level, in this instance where it is neighbors running against neighbors, and we all have to live with the decisions that are made, cant we at least be adults about it. This childish BS of rumor mills, and secret plans, trying to get around the rules is no way for adults to behave. But then again I probably shouldn’t be surprised, but I can be saddened and sickened. Do you want a city run by Junior High drama, histrionics, and an archaic vision of our town; or do you want responsible governance by well informed, approachable individuals who were not afraid of the scrutiny, and openness that comes with declaring to run. Vote Lane, Haverkamp, Aldrich, and Gahn and just for an extra measure lets show them that we don’t need any of them and write-in Virginia Miller, a name we can at least trust. Vote for our city, our community, and our future; not for dirty tricks, shadow campaigns, and falsehoods. Oh and in case you forgot, vote yes for staggered 4 year terms, I cant stomach this BS every 2 years from now on.
And for those who would wish to talk today, or if you were one of those chosen to receive councilwoman Quezada latest episode of the piss down my back and tell me its raining report and you want some clarification; I can be easily spotted just look for the brightest day glow orange shirt you can imagine and that will be me. And if by any chance you need assistance, a ride to the polling place, or anything else feel free to let me know.